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19 June 2008 @ 08:17 am
Woman dies in second accident on LBJ - because she got out of her car on the freeway to take pictures of the first accident.
 
 
Current Location: Peachtree Center
Current Mood: confusedconfused
 
 
29 June 2006 @ 03:44 pm
Hey now, you crazy Portugese people! I'm a big fan of your team and the way you support them so proudly. I love how happy you get when they win another match. I don't mind that the whole freaking city is honking in exultation. I don't mind that you stop traffic with your impassioned flag waving.

But when you're barelling down one of the busiest streets of Toronto with a guy standing on your hood, cheering and waving a flag? I'm waiting for a Darwin Award to happen. Saves the DJVS the trouble of warming up our chainsaws.

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Anyone else have WC related stupidity to share?
 
 
Current Mood: boredbored
 
 
14 April 2006 @ 09:36 pm
http://www.wpxi.com/news/8664534/detail.html

PITTSBURGH -- Police are investigating a fatal elevator accident in downtown Pittsburgh Thursday morning.

It happened on the 7th floor of a building along First Avenue and Try Street around 8 a.m.

Police said James Neely, 44, of Bellevue, was waiting for a freight elevator and peered through a window into the shaft when the elevator struck him in the head, nearly decapitating him.

The victim was employed by Mariani and Richards as a subcontractor for the Massaro Corporation.

Watch Channel 11 and refresh this page for updates.


Hahahahhah if you're dumb enough to stick your head in an operating elevator shaft you get what you deserve.

x-posted
 
 
07 March 2006 @ 09:52 am
Maybe his rage will hurt him?Collapse )

Honestly, his rage was very unnecessary, ITS AN AUCTION, not your LIFE! geez.
 
 
17 February 2006 @ 10:03 pm
Sometimes I wonder if people just act clinically stupid or if they really are. Why? Well, I'm down at a rather cheap internets cafe, and there's some woman doing research for a lecture assignment or some such other. Now she's yelling at the cafe owner because she was "abruptly cut off" (I HEAR TIME EXPIRY DOES THAT) and is being forced to pay for documents she printed up.

Not only that, she's yelling at the cafe manager and giving him a hard time because of the system, and threatening to call the cops-- no, wait, she already called the cops.

She wants extra time but doesn't want to pay for it. Good God, man, the computers have automated warnings for when your time runs out! DX DX

Not only this, but the woman's boyfriend just asked if the cafe manager wants to "take this outside".

SOMEONE GET ME A CHAINSAW.
 
 
Current Mood: angryso angry I reposted
 
 
 
23 June 2005 @ 11:24 pm
The continuing adventures of Captain Stupid.

The workmate I mentioned last post has now earned himself the title of Captain Stupid.

Today, he's taken coffees out to some customers. Me and the barman are behind the bar. Barman sees that there's a problem with the coffees on one of the tables. Tells Captain Stupid "There's a problem on 62. Go find out what's wrong." Captain Stupid replies "Huh?" and ignores us, despite us telling him several times. He goes away (thank fuck). Only to get pulled over by the couple on 62 a few minutes later as he walks past. Then he comes up to the bar "There's a problem with the coffees on 62. Can we redo them?"


AUGH!
 
 
23 June 2005 @ 11:54 am
Urge to destroy workmates rising.


Alright, I work in hospitality. In a seafood restaurant no less.

I'm on the Pass (which is basically where the chefs put up the food so a waiter can carry it out). There are two whole barramundi, and two chicken breasts, all going to the same table. My co-worker, "Fuckwit" as he shall be forever known is standing there. I grab the two barra, and ask him to grab the chicken and follow me. He looks at the chicken... the only things on the fucking Pass, and asks "Is this the chicken?"


*headdesk*

Yes, he's only been there a month. So have several others. One girl's been there a week, and SHE knows what the food types are.

Chainsaw, please.
 
 
15 March 2005 @ 03:45 pm
The gender of pants.

Just a sample of the ludicrousness behind the link:

"The Lord wants us to see clearly where this issue of pantswearing by women is concerned. The objective of this article is to expose the deceptive plans of the devil, which seem to benefit humankind in some form or fashion, by removing all scales from our eyes through the employment of God's words, so that we can see his savvy workings clearly."


Here I am thinking that the downfall of society has been caused by extreme selfishness, out of control consumerism, the pursuit of wealth as a subsititute for happiness, warmongering politicians, and the widespread overuse of television as a babysitter and it's really been my fault for wearing pants! I have to run along now and convert my jeans into skirt using staples or tape or Parafilm or something. Or I could just cut them off right at the crotch and make a micromini. So long as my legs aren't individually sheathed in fabric, God should be pleased. I'll make sure to steer clear of those sinful, male-role usurping underpants, too. Showing my ass every time I bend over will be far more righteous, upstanding, and ladylike than these accursed Devilpants!
 
 
Current Music: Chumming the Oceans---Archers of Loaf
 
 
24 January 2005 @ 10:26 pm
I ride the subway daily. Therefore, I come in to contact with a lot of stupid people. Today was no exception. It was rush hour, and the subway car was full. And I mean FULL. Packed like sardines in a tin can. Yet some braindead folks vainly attempt to squeeze themselves in, ramming their body forward past the doors, adamant in their stubborness that there's room to squeeze in, when clearly there is NOT and my hand is now wedged between some woman's back and a stroller. Argh. The agony of it all. These people must be taught a lesson. Preferably a lesson that comes with a flaming chainsaw tutorial session.

Still, I'm glad to be taking public transportation rather than driving. Anyone else have commuting woes?
 
 
Current Mood: calmcalm
 
 
31 December 2004 @ 07:20 am
      It seems that every day I am confronted by some of the dumbest people and there I am, helpless to do anything about it. Not any more. I intend to head on down to my local Kinkos (yea, that place with all the leather whips and stuff. not) and have a bunch of "I am stupid" stickers made. Then the next time I meet an idiot, I will quietly slap that sticker on his bum and leave him at the mercy of the world.

      Who's with me?